We are teaching AI moral alignment using stories. Will they one day want to sit in the sun with a good book like humans do? For a fun way to think about the the future of human-like robots I collected Frankenstein, The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed, and Thus Spake Zarathustra into a 378-page volume made up entirely of QR codes. Code available here: https://www.wolframcloud.com/obj/jhm355/Published/BooksForRobotsOnlyv1.nb